Ho Ho Holy Shit
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
$13.00
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Ho Ho Holy Shit
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
$13.00
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Tired of boring cards with reindeer and recycled joy? Say hello to Ho Ho Holy. The pop-up Christmas card that delivers shock, laughter, and Santa dropping it like it’s hot… straight into his own hat. Yep, flip it open and witness Saint Nick mid-squat, gift-wrapping a yuletide log with the proud proclamation: “It’s Christmas!”
Equal parts unhinged and unforgettable, this is the card for anyone who loves the holidays but hates playing it safe. Give it to your weird uncle, your chaotic bestie, or your work Secret Santa if HR’s on lunch break.
🎅 3D Santa. 1 Hat. Infinite trauma.
💩 Guaranteed to be the only card that poops on purpose
✉️ Comes with envelope. Sanity not included.
Ho Ho Holy: Because nothing says Happy Holidays like Santa using his hat as a toilet.
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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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