{"product_id":"tits-your-birthday","title":"Tits Your Birthday!","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"61\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"26\" data-end=\"61\"\u003eA pop-up card worth motorboating.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"372\"\u003eWhy settle for a boring birthday card when you can give the gift of laughter, shock, and two paper-crafted reasons to celebrate? \u003cstrong data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"215\"\u003eTit’s Your Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e is the wildly inappropriate, wonderfully stupid pop-up card that springs open to reveal a proud pair of 3D boobs—ready to party, jiggle-free but joy-filled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"374\" data-end=\"581\"\u003ePerfect for that friend who’s impossible to shop for but always down for a good laugh, this card doesn’t just say “Happy Birthday”—it practically dares them to motorboat it. (And let’s be honest… they will.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e🎂 Made for birthdays.\u003cbr data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"608\"\u003e🍒 Safe for work? Technically. Emotionally? Debatable.\u003cbr data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"665\"\u003e📬 Comes flat. Leaves an impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"817\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eTit’s Your Birthday\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blow out the candles, make a wish, and try not to motorboat the card at the dinner table.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rain Parade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49032587542778,"sku":"RP-POC-TYB","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0843\/3896\/6778\/files\/funny-pop-up-card-tits-your-birthday-front.jpg?v=1781937298","url":"https:\/\/ofonek.myshopify.com\/products\/tits-your-birthday","provider":"Kindly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}