Tits Your Birthday!
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
$18.00
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Tits Your Birthday!
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
$18.00
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A pop-up card worth motorboating.
Why settle for a boring birthday card when you can give the gift of laughter, shock, and two paper-crafted reasons to celebrate? Tit’s Your Birthday is the wildly inappropriate, wonderfully stupid pop-up card that springs open to reveal a proud pair of 3D boobs—ready to party, jiggle-free but joy-filled.
Perfect for that friend who’s impossible to shop for but always down for a good laugh, this card doesn’t just say “Happy Birthday”—it practically dares them to motorboat it. (And let’s be honest… they will.)
🎂 Made for birthdays.
🍒 Safe for work? Technically. Emotionally? Debatable.
📬 Comes flat. Leaves an impression.
Tit’s Your Birthday: Blow out the candles, make a wish, and try not to motorboat the card at the dinner table.
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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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