{"product_id":"love-you","title":"Love You","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"73\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"73\" data-start=\"25\"\u003eThe most toxic card you can send to a loved one.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"472\" data-start=\"75\"\u003eSome people say “I love you.” Others say “fuck off.” With \u003cstrong data-end=\"155\" data-start=\"133\"\u003eFuck Off, Love You\u003c\/strong\u003e, you don’t have to choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"472\" data-start=\"75\"\u003eOpen this delightfully aggressive pop-up card and be greeted by a giant, unapologetic 3D middle finger, standing tall and proud beneath the words: \u003cstrong data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"330\"\u003eFUCK OFF\u003c\/strong\u003e. And just when they start questioning your sanity—there it is, the emotional backpedal in fine print: \u003cem data-end=\"472\" data-start=\"445\"\u003e“Just kidding. Love you.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"553\" data-start=\"474\"\u003eIt’s romantic. It’s hostile. It’s everything healthy relationships are made of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"664\" data-start=\"555\"\u003ePerfect for the person you can’t live with, can’t live without, and occasionally fantasize about dropkicking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"779\" data-start=\"666\"\u003e🖕 Pop-up middle finger included.\u003cbr data-end=\"702\" data-start=\"699\"\u003e❤️ Love and sarcasm sold separately.\u003cbr data-end=\"741\" data-start=\"738\"\u003e📬 Slightly unhinged. Fully heartfelt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"877\" data-start=\"781\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"803\" data-start=\"781\"\u003eFuck Off, Love You\u003c\/strong\u003e: For when your love comes with insults, threats, and unwavering devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rain Parade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49032587510010,"sku":"RP-POC-LY","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0843\/3896\/6778\/files\/funny-pop-up-card-love-you-front.jpg?v=1781937298","url":"https:\/\/ofonek.myshopify.com\/products\/love-you","provider":"Kindly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}