Happy Fucking Birthday
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
$18.00
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Happy Fucking Birthday
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
$18.00
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Because age is just a number—and you’re still an ahole.**
Classy on the outside, full-blown emotional damage on the inside. This minimalist red-and-cream card starts off polite(ish) with a simple “Happy Fcking Birthday”… then opens to reveal a majestic pop-up middle finger and the heartfelt message: “FCK OFF (KIDDING, LOVE YOU).” It’s the perfect combo of sass, snark, and maybe a sprinkle of sincerity—just enough to make them cry-laugh into their cake.
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🖕 Pop-up finger for maximum disrespect
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🎈 Clean design, filthy attitude
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📬 Ships flat, explodes with feelings
Happy F*cking Birthday: Because nothing says “I remembered” like a middle finger in 3D.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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