{"product_id":"happy-birthday-prick","title":"Happy Birthday, Prick","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"85\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"32\" data-end=\"85\"\u003eNothing says love like a cactus flipping you off.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"465\"\u003eStraight from the desert of bad decisions comes this aggressively adorable birthday card featuring a smug little cactus giving the middle finger while holding a patched-up balloon. Open it up and watch the sass unfold—literally. Whether you're roasting a friend, sibling, or your favorite pain in the ass, this spiky surprise hits right in the funny bone (and possibly the ego).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"613\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"516\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"516\"\u003e🌵 Pop-up cactus with a finger and \u003cem data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"514\"\u003efeelings\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"563\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"563\"\u003e🎈 Balloon included, emotional support not\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"613\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"613\"\u003e📬 Ships flat, unfolds into full-blown insult\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"707\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"644\"\u003eHappy Birthday, Ya Prick:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because nothing says “I care” like a cactus flipping the bird.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rain Parade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49032587706618,"sku":"RP-POC-HBP","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0843\/3896\/6778\/files\/funny-pop-up-card-happy-birthday-prick-front.jpg?v=1781937304","url":"https:\/\/ofonek.myshopify.com\/products\/happy-birthday-prick","provider":"Kindly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}