Happy Birthday, Prick
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
$18.00
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Happy Birthday, Prick
$10.00
Sale price
$10.00
Regular price
$18.00
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Nothing says love like a cactus flipping you off.
Straight from the desert of bad decisions comes this aggressively adorable birthday card featuring a smug little cactus giving the middle finger while holding a patched-up balloon. Open it up and watch the sass unfold—literally. Whether you're roasting a friend, sibling, or your favorite pain in the ass, this spiky surprise hits right in the funny bone (and possibly the ego).
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🌵 Pop-up cactus with a finger and feelings
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🎈 Balloon included, emotional support not
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📬 Ships flat, unfolds into full-blown insult
Happy Birthday, Ya Prick: Because nothing says “I care” like a cactus flipping the bird.
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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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