{"product_id":"happy-birthday-dickhead","title":"Happy Birthday, Dickhead","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"88\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"31\" data-end=\"88\"\u003eA pop-up peen for the person who deserves the \u003cem data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"85\"\u003emost\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"485\"\u003eSay it with your chest—and a 3D schlong. This outrageously graphic birthday card doesn’t beat around the bush. Open it up and BOOM: a proud, precision-engineered paper d*ck springs to attention, complete with low-hanging... sentiment. Whether it's for your bestie, your brother, or that coworker who won't shut up about turning 30—this card lets them know exactly how you feel: lovingly hostile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"520\"\u003e🍆 Pop-up junk in glorious 3D\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"582\"\u003e🎉 Covered in d*cks, inside and out—just like your friend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"632\"\u003e📬 Includes envelope, discretion not included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"747\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eHappy Birthday, Dickhead:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because nothing says “I remembered your birthday” like an unsolicited pop-up penis.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rain Parade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49032587575546,"sku":"RP-POC-HBD","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0843\/3896\/6778\/files\/funny-pop-up-card-happy-birthday-dickhead-front-open.jpg?v=1781937298","url":"https:\/\/ofonek.myshopify.com\/products\/happy-birthday-dickhead","provider":"Kindly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}